He thinks it’s funny for a straight man to wear a dress and a wig, to speak like a drunk baby, and to jump up and down with a limp wrist after seeing a friend.

What does it say when your vapid teen girl sketch isn’t as good as Adam Sandler’s?

Unpopular opinion—I’ve never found Jimmy Fallon funny.

Someone was emotionally stunted as a child.

Referring to women as “females” definitely helps your credibility here...

Seriously? What the hell is wrong with you?

No just no. She is manipulative and that is very much abuse. HE just needs to get out no one deserves that shit. If the genders were reversed everyone would be up in arms about it.

...you realize saying it was statistically insignificant works against the point you’re trying to make, right?

Nobody deserves to be abused.

Are you suggesting that those are significantly different circumstances or the same? “Engaged after a few months” vs “married after I think a year”

Part of how emotional (and physical) abusers get away with what they do is mind-fucking their victims and their emotions so hard they start to wonder if maybe they’re crazy for thinking there’s a problem.

That’s why they include little paragraphs explaining who the people are.

How does someone write a letter like that without already buying a plane ticket?

I wish io9 would write about The Magicians so I’d have a place to bitch about The Magicians.

Oooh, you’re so edgy.

Christ, don’t fucking read it, then.

These two were a couple of lawyers* who thought they were smarter than everyone else.

His parents are.

I loved teaching high schoolers so much you guys but so much of my energy was devoted to dealing with crazy parents and appeasing the uber-PTA crowd. When you’re that involved in your kids’ school life, you are taking teachers’ attention away from creative lesson planning and timely grading. Moreover, it’s not like…

Wow. Just wow. I read the first part and I was like “yea, that’s shitty but it is an issue for everyone, including those suffering from addiction...” Then I got to the next part “I’m rich and hard working so I shouldn’t have to see gross poor people,” and I lost it. How the fuck does a person become so so terrible??.…