If this had been a white kid who shot and murdered 9 people in a church, they wouldn’t have summarily executed him, they would have fetched him some free Burger King when he got hungry.

They treated that child like he murdered people in a high school or a church...no, wait.

“Police discovered a large butcher knife in the passenger’s seat of her car, at which point she was taken into custody and charged with trespassing.”

Then they might learn adjectives and other fancy parts of speech like that!

Also, this is how the Fox News website characterizes the initiative:

I really, really thought that the headline was a dig at Melania for English being her second language. And I was going to say that was cheap. BUT “BE BEST” REALLY IS THE SLOGAN? I’m done. wtf.

Be Best be stupid. Be Best be making grammatical mistakes. Be Best could have been “Be Your Best” pretty easily, but Be Dumb is what the Trump Administration Be About.

Melania gonna Melania

If you want children to be the best, then you’ll have to fire Betsy DeVos.

A wife and a mother ... like Hillary Clinton?

Funny how Mika didn’t seem to give a shit about “a wife and mother be[ing] humiliated on national television for her looks” when it was happening to Hillary Clinton on the regular during the entire course of her presidential campaign. Take all the fucking seats, Mika.

Of all the hot takes, this one annoyed me the most:

Plus she made fun of her own voice in the set. She beat them to it and her takes were actually funny.

Yes, because Stephen Colbert, Seth Meyers, Larry Wilmore and Hasan Minaj all gave such softball, unifying performances.

This is the biggest non-story making headlines. In other news, the rally held by the fucking president of the country booed Hispanics. Did he say stop or apologize? Fuck no.

Have the conservatards got their feels hurt? Wolf’s joke did not go after her looks. I mean, it’s not like she got up there, acted like she was having a seizure, in an attempt to mock a disabled reporter.

Scripted gaslighting.

Not just black but a successful, smart and powerful liberal black woman. That is bingo for racists.