I love that you brought receipts!!

UPDATE: today, while all my kids (13 of them) were sitting on the floor in front of my desk eating their snack before going out for recess, I saw one of them leave the class out the ‘corner of my eye,’ but looked in time to see that it was a boy who appeared to be brown/East Indian. I only have one East Indian student…

backstory: the school I work at in Vancouver, BC is being seismically upgraded, as are many because many of the schools built in VSB are gaining on 100 years old. In March (2020), before spring break, we all tirelessly packed up our entire classrooms in boxes to be moved over Spring Break to our ‘new school’ for the…

I feel like it would be entirely appropriate for Jezebel editors to pick titles for these stories. Also, to do some basic editing of the stories, because sheesh.

I’ve got one I call “Old Gray Thing” that I always forget to post. It was a paranormal encounter but I’m still not sure what exactly it was, and I’ve always been curious if anyone else has seen one too. I’m doxxing myself if anyone I know reads this, but here goes nothing...

Mushroom season

Back in the early 2000s I moved in with a now ex-boyfriend. He lived in a bungalow style house in one of the neighborhoods of a large midwestern city. This happened when I was taking a personal day from work after moving in to finish getting things arranged and unpacked.

My parents thought they were just going to have one chid-me. My mom had my brother the summer before I started fourth grade. I was *relatively* okay with this. My mom had a c-section, and her mom came to stay because my baby brother was freaking huge and my dad had to get back to work.

Not a fan of the genre, but...

That’s one of the stupidest excuses I’ve seen in a while. To show their confidence? Um, how about have them read the lines written? What the hell!

“[E]ach actor was asked to dance at the beginning of their audition as this was a way to show one’s level of confidence.”

This isn’t really so horrifying but it is memorable.

One Christmas when I was a kid, my great-grandmother had passed away a few days before. My great aunts and grandmother did not get along and, as often happens in old Southern families, there was a lot of disagreement over who was going to get what family heirlooms from their parents. However, on the oldest sister’s…

Just after I graduated high school, my girlfriend had come over to my house to give me a Christmas/birthday present. I opened the box, and it exploded with confetti, which went everywhere. I was majorly pissed off at my girlfriend and even yelled at her, I think. She yelled back at me that it was just a joke, and told…

Michael Rapaport is 48 looks 63 and acts 16. If you keep literally every aspect of him exactly the same there’s hotter men every place anywhere. 

The projection is strong with this one.

Jesus fuck... Goebbels would be fucking proud of this particular mouthpiece.

I’m bringing your uninformed ass out of the greys because you need to be corrected.

Only a matter of time until a jackbooted psycho in the employ of the U.S. Border Patrol murders a child.

Only a matter of time until a jackbooted psycho in the employ of the U.S. Border Patrol murders a child.