They have to tell him he’s handsome and a good boy and affectionately ruffle his hair and diaper his enormous behind and generally give him the love mommy and daddy didn’t otherwise...

“Well James, he’s driven off a cliff and is now engulfed in flames”

Does that mean he’s not coming on then?

“According to ABC, one parent posted on social media that students should respect Ryan because he has a fancy job, no matter how much you may want health insurance someday.”

“I don’t want to be associated with a man who puts his party before his country.”

No, of course not. Trump doesn’t know his ass from a hole in the ground.

Not having gotten the ones from the oven, the bear decided to leave some of his own on the homeowner’s deck.

🎶 Just another dick and a wall 🎶

Jeff Sessions hates sniggers.

Press Secretary to Dolt 45 has got to be one of the worst jobs in the world. Imagine trying to explain yesterday’s crazy pants interviews. No wonder he didn’t take questions.

The best part is that Dump couldn’t just stay in the White House and pout or even haul ass down to Mar-A-LotsaTaxpayerMoney, he had to go hold a spite rally in Penn and force his toadies to cheer him until he re-bloated with false pride and vanity.

There’s a reason why conservatives rant about liberal snowflakes:

I’ve got a number of conspiracy theories for this, but the simplest, that Paris’ mom was a surrogate for a Madonna/Michael(or whoever) super baby, is my fave. Unlikely, but why not?

I hate him. I hate him so much.

Eden Bodyworks is super on point. I’ve never used Shea Moisture for styling, but I’ve used multiple Eden products and liked them all.

http://www.type4naturals.com/shea-moisture-alternatives-for-kinky-hair/

So, Dorinda is calling Melania a stripper which obviously isn’t true because you know that woman has no rhythm.

Yeah, but I do think it’s a little more complicated than that. (I also think that piercing babies’ ears is kind of awful in itself, so I’m going to set that aside.) The health benefits of circumcision are pretty minor, and basically nonexistent if you have reliable access to clean water and practice good hygiene.…

Literally nobody here is disagreeing with the point that circumcising babies’ penises is problematic at best, since babies are incapable of giving consent. What people are disagreeing with is your insistence that there is no difference between circumcising a penis and “FGM,” a term that includes clitoridectomy, not…

Scandal: No one can ever top these ridiculous plot lines!