The business end of anything is always the stabbiest end of that thing. A pineapple is unique in that the business end changes depending on the directionality of the pineapple. Luckily, fucking someone with a pineapple is a dual-directional action so both business ends are utilized with every full stroke. What I’m…

Hi Taylor!!!

A potentially long-running new series: ‘Where’s Michele Miscavige?’

Uncle Phil was there when no one else was:

Fuck your Tagalongs. I’m all about that Samoa action. Also, the white ones are severely underrated. Savanah Smiles apparently. Thin Mints are overrated af.

Make up your mind, Florida. Are we firing our loads or what?

I can already tell you:

“Lesbian shitasses?”

But they could have just played Prince performances for 20m, and it would have been miles better.

She looks like a whiter Racheal Dolezal.

You’ll score big because you got Chicago and Benghazi in there. HRC too. The judges might take off for lack of the Clinton Foundation and Whitewater, but I would guess you’re going to the next round. You’re going to have to stick the landing in the medal round though; try mentioning the pizza shop basement.

Excuse me, but that is a beautiful dog with very good hair who does not deserve to be compared to the Crypt-keeper’s last-resort booty-call.

Anyone who does at home coffee enemas gets *precisely* what they deserve.

That van has too many windows, and where’s the river?

The thing is, You’re not wrong, and she’s not wrong. However, Jessica Chastain wields a great deal of power, especially when participating in a photo shoot. It’s extremely likely that her publicist vetted who else was going to be in the photo before agreeing to do it - “Who else is confirmed?” is the standard question…

OF course. Which is literally my point so I’ll say it again. EVERY SINGLE PERSON HAS A DEGREE OF PRIVILEGE THAT MAKES THEM COMPLICIT IN THE OPPRESSION OF ANOTHER GROUP. Now people have trouble with even this concept because nobody wants to think of themselves as a “bad person.” Here’s the thing, nobody is saying she,…

Yes, it is her fault.

I read the story, saw the first comment, and thought “of course.”

This pops up on every article. “Well its not their fault!”How did they get out of this one? Because they’re women and also a minority? If you champion “inclusion” yet sit in a whole ass photoshoot with ALL white women and you see nothing wrong with the fact that there’s no woman of color included, and you don’t say…

Chest in, shoulders straight, face in a minor scowl and looking ever so slightly downward upon them. With the right hand raise a glove held by its mid point to just below the left shoulder. Exhale disapprovingly as you bring the glove to bare just above the offending jawline, follow through.