I am suddenly reminded of Baron Harkonnen from Dune. In fact, Trump is a true to life Baron.

There is something wrong, very wrong, with our justice system if this sick fuck is only getting four years in prison.

You can’t just roll up in here with a tease like that and not tell us. Seriously, spill it now. I don’t care if you make up some parts and introduce a time-traveling dinosaur. I need celeb gossip because the world is literally burning.

It’s a fun show. If you watched and liked “Better Off Ted” you’ll like it. I’m not used to Timothy Olyphant being silly and not sexy but he steals the show.

The question here is: When will I get a new season of “The Santa-Clarita Diet”?

I fucking love Jane Fonda. That is all.

Hey remember when Hoda was a serious journalist? I miss those days.

Kelpie lost. I want the world to burn now.

How does one become an Uncle Tom? I know I shouldn’t try to rationalize the irrational but I really want to understand how someone could become so out of touch with their cultural history.

This is why I never wish death on anyone out loud. Especially towards narcissistic assholes like 45. There are too many flying monkeys that will rat you out and make your life a living hell.

That was a perfect 10 in the All-Around Mental Gymnastics. SMH

Everyday since the election my brain has had that Micheal Scott “NO” gif on loop.

1st reaction: I know this trick didn’t

You were on fire yesterday.

I really wish we still had CotD around here. This would take it.

Reading about this shit is literally making me sick to my stomach. I need to down an entire bottle of Pepto Bismal after the latest god-awfulness that has come from 45. I wish I could find a good enough job that will be willing to relocate me out of this country.

Look the only reason, ONLY reason, I want to see this dumpster fire is for Stockard Channing doing Liz Taylor. I love me some Stockard Channing. Other than that, nope.

Cloning! I believe it. This is now my head cannon. I also want Paris and Lourdes to hang out and be friends. I am sure they have a lot in common.  

I said that about Paris as soon as I saw that picture. Like is she somehow Madonna’s kid? Is this the magic of makeup? Why did MJ have to leave so many of his fans confused? I am questioning my life over here.

Oh thank you! I will be checking these out now.