Okay now that SheaMoisture has thoroughly pissed me off, what should I use now?

*FGM stupid autocorrect

I think you need to read this page

Omg Ross. I think that was a top 5 moment in his life. He is so adorable.

Rihanna is so damned happy. I love it.

Is it wrong that the first thing that popped up in my head when I read the headline was, “He does have better things to do. Like me, for example,”?

If it was one of those godawful pnina tornai barely there dresses I always see on Say Yes to the Dress then I am okay with Miss Carey burning a wedding dress. Most of pnina tornai looks are awful.

Hi, you don’t know me but I love you.

Every year Wizard World comic con gets bigger. The last two years the dome acted as the dealer’s room, autograph signing and photo ops, and table top games room. There are even bigger conventions that come to STL.

Can we please get these in a .pdf printable version please? I would like to share it with my office mates. Thank you!

That actually surprised me. I thought no one could get lower in this election but then someone brought the long gone John John into it. Seriously? I have had it, officially!

Oh Yaaaaassssss. I have been loving the shit out of her since she left (loved her before too). She took her family, got the hell out, and went to war. Don’t ever stop, Remini.

Stop it. I had a problem with that face before, now I just fell so so so wrong. Can someone punch Lochte in the face now? Please? It is such a punchable face.

When will people learn that a burn and shade are not interchangeable at all. A burn is something that is felt instantly, by everyone in attendance. Hell, even people from future generations can fell a damn good burn. You can’t deny a burn has happened. President Obama burned that sentient Cheeto puff this week (and…

Can we get a clip of the last part of her speech? It was really sweet and I think it added insult to injury because she completely slammed every single republican in the nicest way possible.

Awesome. Did the audience gasp in awe?

Guys, I am so upset. I don’t want her to stop stomping on stupid people with her fashionable shoes. I want her to be First Lady forever. Why can’t we have nice things?

Aww. Thank you. I like you too just based upon your love of music. There is still a part of me that wants to have Johnny’s socially awkward (with great hair!) yet musically genius babies.

It’s okay. He made “Sledgehammer”. One of the best songs from the 80s. You were due a little freak over meeting him. Besides he sounds like an awesome guy.

Agreed. There would be some ugly crying, some groveling, and me repeatedly telling them they changed my life and “Pyramid Song” will be played at my funeral. I am that kind crazy Radiohead fan.