My first thought was, there are no strip clubs in Missouri. I can’t with this chick.

I am now praying this would happen. He will be completely destroyed for going after Cooper like that.

I think there might be a poltergeist in here cutting up some onions. This nation did not deserve her as a First Lady. I don’t think anyone could surpass her. Maybe someday, we would be ready for her to be our president. Maybe...

You have been amazing on this comment section. Have another star

Quick! I need the Gravity Falls gif of a gnome barfing a rainbow.

You know everyone at that table wanted to do bodily harm to that jackass.

Thank you and have a blessed day.

Before I even read the rest of the article:

You know, I have been trying to figure out just why I was so offended by the summer of Hiddleswift. I think you just spelled it out for me. I thought he was an actor’s actor. Instead, he seems like a pretty little poser. I could see if they were just a casual hook-up like Leo and Rihanna, but they tried so hard to…

Rita Ora is NOT A THING you guys! Why and WHO keeps trying to make her A THING?! NO! STHAP IT!

That seems so wrong...yet so so right. Oh that would be a great Halloween themed party!

I am a terrible human being for wanting that to happen.

That deplorable motherfucking orange waste of space can keep talking like this. I want him to burn. I want Clinton to win by the biggest margin ever.

Oh. My. Goodness. That is the sweetest thing. This dude has all the game.

Has this dude even mentioned how mentally unstable Trump is? I don’t have a PhD but I am certain Trump has a personality disorder and I’m leaning towards narcissism. Also I would like out the grays now, please?

I would have done bodily harm to Old Rose for that diamond. What she did was utter bullshit.

Is Joseph Khan not so secretly in love with Swift? His tweets sounds like the creepy friend who is hoping to get out the fictional “friend-zone” by being super aggressive towards HIS girl’s enemies.

Well damn. Have a star

Thank you

That line is funny all on its own but when the camera pans out to the school room of kids...let’s just say the DVR got a workout that night.