Aaand I’m done for the day.

This is now my new dream scenario. I don’t think neither one of them would be spiteful or crazy enough to do it but the looks on everyone’s faces would be fucking worth it.

Toast may be hot (I like mine warm with jam), but Jon Snow is always hot. Even when he is as stiff as a board.

Jon Snow cannot be toast. Three points:

I am a grown ass woman but I am sure I just went through puberty all over again with this pic. Yummy so yummy.

Dammit, I look like a loon laughing at this. There are literal tears running down my face with my office mates are giving me side eye.

Don’t read the comics dear.

I hope I am not the only one that thinks that she has enough makeup on to make a three-layer cake. I really want to pass her a makeup remover wipe and maybe do something about her fakies on the left eye there.

There have been some very good choices presented. My picks are Angelina Jolie, Vivian Leigh, Iman, Grace Jones, Pam Grier, Janelle Monae, Lupita, Liz Taylor, and Natilie Dormer.

A few years ago, I was minding my own business building houses in Sims 2 when I notice something funny. It was a quiet summer night, the only light on in my room was the light that came from my computer screen. When I felt it, I thought my mind was playing tricks on me. But no, I had just flicked a tiny baby spider…

Actually that excuse doesn’t hold up at all what with him having an identical twin.

If I get to teach him a few moves and put a paper bag over his oh so punchable face, then maybe.