My barbies all just banged constantly - gay, straight, trans inclusive banging.

They spoke to Matthew Mcconaughey about this and this is what he said: “Sometimes you gotta go back to actually move forward. I don’t mean going back to reminisce or chase ghosts, I mean going back to see where you came from and picking up drunk kids. Where you’ve been drunk, how you got there, see…

I hate her too. I said it. Again. I will actually not stop saying it. She is the bitch in school who’s ass you just have to beat and be totally willing to take the suspension for it. You just take off your earrings and then your shoes and just go batshit ass hopping crazy on her and beat her until the teacher pulls…

I know, and so does he. And while we can’t just keep voting until we get the result we wanted, I would love it if it happened this one time over Trump’s repeated claims of voter fraud.

The president elect says there was voter fraud. Better do a nationwide recount.

Kourtney Kardashian has let Scott Disick back in her home just in time for the holidays.

My younger son’s school celebrated Black Lives Matter day and all the teachers were wearing BLM shirts and it had honestly never once occurred to my 9 year old that black lives didn’t matter.

You are complaining that POC and women want to be treated like human beings? Complaining that BLM was supported in your children’s schools? Really? Black people and other people of color are being MURDERED by police and NOTHING is happening, and your outrage is that BLM dared to come to your white neighborhood? …

Here’s why this matters. I am 32 years old. I still have very distinct memories of my second grade class celebrating Black history month February 1993, and wondering to myself how much longer this month would go on- Because at 8, I did not understand the importance of taking a moment to single out Black American’s…

He’ll join the rebel alliance and fly an x-wing

My best friends have posited a theory. When you get elected president, one of the first things that happens is you get a visit from “Charlie,” this deep undercover operative who has ALL the horrible news about what’s really going on. “Charlie” takes the POTUS-elect into a little room and tells POTUS all the horrible…

Or he can Obama can make a buddy road trip movie. I don’t want this party to end.

Ashley, I know you probably take a lot of shit over your work here, so I wanted to tell you I have started to deliberately check Deadspin when something like this breaks, knowing that your article will both appropriately reinforce my horror and commiserate with it. You’re great. Fuck anyone who tells you otherwise…

No puppet.

I can’t take this. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!!! This country won’t be majority white forever and you motherfuckers will reap what you wrought. That’s for goddamn sure.

True. With trump gone, the GOP will finally stand up for women and minorities!

I see what you did there, and I think it was too subtle for most.

Exactly. While I’m glad she voted for Hillary, she acts like Trump is an aberration of the party and not the standard bearer.

I’m glad she took a stand against Trump, the lone racist/sexist of the Republican party. Have to let them know that this will not be tolerated .