She’s supposedly responsible for the death of six other people - I guess she arranged to have them drowned, mugged etc. It describes the deaths with ominous, almost Halloween like music playing in the background.

Wait, what?

My parents are at that rally and called to let us know they were okay. I think their definition of being okay, and mine are a wee little different. I’m so ashamed. 😭

Was looking around Barnes and Noble yesterday, and a book called “The South Was Right,” with a big confederate flag on the front, caught my eye. So I went over to look like “Oh, that cover’s just provocative, they can’t possibly mean... oh. They do mean that. Huh.”

Pictured: Conservatwitter.

I don’t pray often being agnostic but I pray to everything holy for this shit show to just be over. If Trump becomes a martyr I am going to kill whoever is responsible twice.

I look forward to Mike Pence chuckling softly as he shakes his head, then staring directly into a camera and denying this happened.

Do I believe they called him “Diaper Don?”

I can’t look it up right now, but a few years ago she was doing press junkets (or whatever they’re called) for that movie she did with Justin Timberlake, and they were in Russia and some journalist started trying to slam Justin and Mila just let the journalist have. It. In Russian. Because she was born in the Ukraine…

My grandfather was a life long Braves fan. He also grew up during The Depression, fought in WWII, and had a hard scrabble life. He lived long enough to see the Braves win a World Series. After their first win he told me in whispered tones, “Don’t take this for granted. Anyone can win if they have the right players,…

Fuck. That. Last thing I need is some robot giving me a mechanical snatch, turning my G spot into a 4G spot and having people pirate Game of Thrones through my hoo ha.

Yawn. Come down off that high horse, when you’re done, partner.

she didn’t deserve any of the hate she got. we made fun of her for being thirsty for an oscar when everyone in the industry is. why did she get singled out?

Can we get a clip of the last part of her speech? It was really sweet and I think it added insult to injury because she completely slammed every single republican in the nicest way possible.

Fuck yeah, let’s get this party started!

The thing you need to understand about Trump is that he is, fundamentally, a narcissist. His sense of self is intolerably fragile and depends on the belief that he is the best, the most important, the most powerful, the most moral and the most intelligent person in existence. Anything that counters that internal…

She fucking killed that debate and I am drunk and a nasty woman and also i love bad hombres and fuck him and i ate a burrito and several cookies and maybe like a whole bottle of whine or wine or shit or omg i need to go to bed even on the west coast i am a mess omg i hate trump o hope he dies ifn a fire

Fuck, how much meth are you on??

She literally had to debate my elementary school bully. Except on a national stage. And had to take him seriously.

And this: