You may know Rip’s daughter Rita from her numerous narrowly-averted attempts at galactic domination.

Dan Snyder looks like the manager at the grocery store you worked at in high school.

Wade Boggs is alive.

Here is every conservative joke in existence, circa 2014:

To be fair, pee is stored in the balls, so I can see why you’d think this.

Jeffrey Epstein would have killed himself for 13-year-old twins!

Isn’t it already a fifth?

OJ of all people should know that taking a stab at someone you trusted doesn’t always work out.

This is clearly the worst thing that’s ever happened to OJ Simpson. 

Dearest Mother,

Holy shit, is that true?! I also thought it was insane for the goalposts to be in the middle of the fucking field, but it’s even more insane that there are recurring INJURIES because of them and they won’t move them! What???

Successfully from the California authorities for the better part of five decades?!

And there’s something rotten in the crisper drawer, if you know what I mean.

It’s really annoying how they kept cutting away form the action to show something that boring and irrelevant. Those two pitches were terrible.

If you knew the backstory about how his dad walked out on him and his mom on Christmas Eve taking the families only baseball you would not think it was so heartwarming.  No son, your dad will not come back for this baseball.

Video Game Characters from Street Fighter hence I assume STREE OVERLORD


GRANDPA 

Lee Stevens was a classic fantasy baseball waiver wire pickup for a few years there from 98-2000.

“I used to have trouble getting it up, because of E.D.*”

“Let’s just say it works for me. I have no problem pleasing the ladies. Well, I mean, I do. That’s why I take Viagra. But once I take it, I have no problem pleasing the ladies. Well, no physical problem. I have been accused of being an emotionally distant and selfish lover.”