Acuna Matata! Hustle to first base

POW! Right in the crapper

+1 Rakim

Got your nose!

*shotguns a capri sun*

I have this weird assumption in my head that his father’s name is Ted Rock.

MIKE TROUT FUCK HARD

Kawhi Leonard could bring back the SuperSonics if he wanted to

I recommend ‘punching him in the throat’

I love baseball, but baseball sucks.

This move feels almost self aware, like they’re going for the ‘well the injury can’t get any worse’ of locker room chemistry. Maybe Harden and Paul will end up bonding over a common enemy and become thicc as thieves once they have to play with someone even more obnoxious than themselves.

I certainly wouldn’t have left ‘The Surgeon’ sitting in the bullpen. That’s a closer if I ever saw one.

Everyone’s an armchair assassin.

Unwritten Rule of Horse Racing #23: Tie goes to the galloper

Oh, ownership will most definitely splurge, but it’s not going to be on free agents.

Javelin Willie sits around in his underwear

Ed: Jon

Those While Walkers were just responding to economic insecurity. They weren’t truly dead people.

Possibly the best burn in the whole series. Renly may not have been much of a military strategist but at least his comeback would have inspired loyalty.

How great would it be if the grand conclusion to this epic saga was the Lord of Light giving Varys back his junk.