I pictured you as a green frog saying this in Charlie Kelly’s voice.  It was funny.

I dunno, I’m with Socrates on this one, I feel like the younger generations have been getting lazier and lazier for much longer, now demanding all their thoughts be WRITTEN DOWN since the can’t be assed to just remember them.

They can find his dad?

Solo has quite a beef with USSF. this could be curtains for them if she gets involved.

They call it a “side door” because “back door” sounds too much like anal.

“You have to get more into my body.”

This is like when Gary started in the office and asked me for some help:

Doctor Dingus was my father, please, call me Sheilla.

Man, these Mexicans are showing up everywhere.  Now they’re taking jobs away from hardworking black gangbang workers.

“well read or educated.”

Half of the mlb are FUCKING PUSSIES

Upside- if THIS cheater jumps into a river we can make lamb chops

Holy fuck! It’s way worse than I thought. He lost most of his legs and torso too!

At least one employee complained to legislators about his obsession

“I see no changes, wake up in the morning and I ask myself...is life worth living, should I email blast myself?

Nature of the game when you’ve got ambitionz az a wridah.

Not to defend the governor here, but Foxhoven was often described by his colleagues as “Makavelian.”

1 Gary from the office forgot his ticket

Jesus, is this the same Gary from work?? You can’t seem to shake that fucking guy

Aliance of Magicians: