Can the batter do this if there is a man on first? Because at some point there will be a man on first that doesn’t run when this happens, and there will be a rundown between home and first. Can the runner make it back to home? And continue his at-bat?

Nobody has any idea what you’re saying. I’m convinced your comments are generated by  machine learning.

“Was she really that late a bloomer at the top?”

You’ve got it wrong man. Mr. White was Reservoir Dogs.

I’ve never seen anything blown up so fast in Oklahoma City.
-Mayor David Holt

The only thing I would cut my dick off for is a significantly larger replacement dick.

I don’t appreciate this article’s snarky tone. I’ve got a lot of questions just like Jacoby’s. Fuckin’ magnets, for example. How do they work? 

Does Stewart Zimmel Control Your Throat With His Punches And Tell His Fists What Throats To Punch By Seeing The Flow Of Liquids In Your Esophagus? And You Needs To Contact Him? Is There A Reason Why He’s Always Below The Plus-Minus Of His Bank Account, Is It The Little Things, Jabs To Get Punches In, Workplace…

That’s not what ‘always’ means.

I went to a twitter feud the other night, and a hockey app broke out.

NOT AFTER THEY’RE ALL UNDERWATER (this is why commenters should have editors!)

Florida attendance numbers actually seem to be extremely sustainable.

McDonald’s bizarre forays into elevated burgers and healthy salads happened because they saw their market share dropping, even as their profits climbed. They saw the signs of a massive increase in frequency of dining out, and couldn’t conceive of it not being about them. Rather than understand how they fit in a new…

To be fair, or as close as I will ever come to it, many of baseball’s issues are well beyond easy fixes.

oh nice, let me know which game so i can mosey on over and slap you in the teeth, you goon

He wasn’t talking about Asians, your grandpa was talking about the plague of porcelain or china homunculi that wonder this country between 1927 and 1962. For a long time the problem seemed unsolvable and destiny to just keep getting worse.

Theory: Baseball is a regional sport because there’s too much damn baseball. The season is 162 games long and each game is 3 hours long, mostly during the spring and summer when people do things. That’s over 20 days of baseball. I can sort of follow one team. ONE. So I’m not going to be watching a Padres/Brewers…

Who is Rob Manfred?

/reads headline

This is the ideal male body. You may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like.