“If I’m the king, the first thing I do is try to stop the plague.”
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The stripper? Wow, good for her.
As a Sonics fan, watching Russ all alone and sad this year is gonna be great.
Why are you apparently eating this burger underneath a blanket?
Speaking of being fun at parties, you're killin' it here.
It’s also what happens to Quasimodo when Esmeralda is nearby.
Holy shit.
No one could answer the phone, they were lowering the flag to half-mast.
Or the Madlib theory when they [verb] a bunch of [plural noun] all [preposition] a [place.]
It’s actually just how Kanter relates everyone in his mind. He calls his girlfriend “Julius Randle with hips.”
How long before some hipster craft brewery makes a limited edition IPA called “Julius Randle with Hops”?
Your coworker now thinks you’re person B.
But the important thing here is that since Drew is gone, I can state for the record that the official stance of the Funbag is now that mayonnaise is awesome and delicious and one of our finest condiments and makes just about everything better. Mayo forever.
Imagine Andy Reid strutting around the sidelines looking like this:
My girlfriend on long car trips loves to play the “Name all 32 NFL teams”-game.
Show me that Solid Snake, chid
As a dreamboat myself, I can certainly relate to Cody Bellinger’s problem—all of the young men who watch my Metal Gear Twitch stream keep begging me to nut on camera, and it’s like at a certain point, who am I to deny them?
Joe, your mom sucked. A lot.
Sorry about your wife