Spoiler Alert: The answer is blackface

R. Kelly is also not a fan of opt out clauses.

STRBRY RHBRB WTR

Maybe he should focus a little less on driving nuts (coastal elitist sabermetric) and more on driving in runs for his squad of baseball friends. 

Can we PLEASE start a thread about how Stephen Colbert’s ear is all weird and stuff?

I lost touch with Arrow around season 3 and I have some burning questions. Is Laurel still chugging hand sanitizer to get fucked up? Did her dad recover from his heart attack? Is Oliver’s mom the mayor? Did Thea get any treatment from her third degree coffee burn? Is Roy still below the poverty line?

PMF (Pardon My French)

I’m pretty sure that’s known in legal circles as the 8 Mile defense.

The only thing that can stop a bad guy with guns, germs, and steel is a good guy with guns, germs, and steel.

Man, they really flew us through the hoops for that one.

This makes me swell with unironic pride. The only reasons I ever walked out of there were for was Zesto’s and a Black & Mild.

When the Yankees knocked us out of the playoffs in 2001, I shut myself in the closet and wept. In many ways, I’m still in there.

That’s fair. Sounds like NBA teams are just like me in a way. I usually need a bit of a nudge in order to make any sort of real commitment. Also, I’ve been tanking all kinds of shit since long before it was cool.

As far as the midterms go, Pence will be the first to tell you how important it is to watch the poles closely and never take your eyes off the ball(s). It will likely come down to which way Pence and Co’s poles are leaning and how in sync their delicate maneuvers are. If their poles are way up there and bursting with…

2 girls 1 cup II: The Cup Runneth Over

This is why we don’t let the defendant pick the jury

‘No love, lost’ was also the prevailing theme of my Valentines Day.

Is there some kind of rule governing consecutive 10 day contracts? I feel like that area is just ripe for loopholing.

“Fire Ant-Man, irritating Paul Rudd’s glands,

I daresay, this unworthy subject had much higher hopes of the King of the South. In the lean years following his coronation, TI has largely lost the support and funding of the nobility. His multiple imprisonments in the Tower of ATL have denied his reign the consistency of rule and the ironclad authority we’ve come to…