I always thought that Jarvis Landry, Landry Jones, and Jarvis Jones should all study law and start a firm together.  

My ex-wife and I had a 1995 Avalon, which was a very good car. One of our favorite features was that it was a six-passenger sedan, a configuration that had lost popularity, even then. It was smaller than the current Avalon and handled and stopped better than most folks expected it to.

Did you just take a blow to the head? Are you okay, buddy?

I need to get to a doctor right away.

My wife and I traveled to a wedding a few years back and the girl across the hall was very much enjoying her partner. My wife was about seven months pregnant and so constantly exhausted that she slept through all of it save one part: “you drunk idiot, you just put it in my ass!” I was happy that we got to share that…

Even higher if the roommate is alone.

Do you, uh, do you need the link?

I’d totally watch a show where you solved auto-related mysteries. Call it Encyclopedia Brown Manual Wagon.

For a wagon, not a bad choice, but I’m going with something a little smaller (mostly for comedic value) - the C30 T5 R-Design.

These are one case where you are better off with an early one, in particular a ‘93 or ‘94 wagon. They still had the 940s live axle rear end. The problem with the IRS 960/S/V90 is that they have a fiberglass transverse leaf spring goofy suspension setup for which there are NO aftermarket shocks available at all. Only…

As much as I hate those model years, your logic is sound.

Oh... My... God... I have to go on Craigslist now... And change my underwear.

This is the right decision. There’s enough parts and enough experience out there to make some real magic happen. 

Damn, that’s pretty.

Love the headers and exposed cam pulleys. Very sexy!

With all the talk about having super-hot girls and famous musicians on a pleasure boat, it seems more like he was doing his Jabba the Hutt routine.

Admittedly it’s been a while since I saw A New Hope but I guess I missed the bit where Alec Guinness is partying with babes in bikinis and listening to fancy music? 

It’s time like this when Donald Sterling misses being a minority owner.