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Oct 24 2019
80

I always thought that Jarvis Landry, Landry Jones, and Jarvis Jones should all study law and start a firm together.  

Sep 1 2019
5

My ex-wife and I had a 1995 Avalon, which was a very good car. One of our favorite features was that it was a six-passenger sedan, a configuration that had lost popularity, even then. It was smaller than the current Avalon and handled and stopped better than most folks expected it to.

Aug 2 2019
96

Yes. Its all but explicit purpose was to form a pretext for telling us to stick to sports.

Aug 2 2019
367

They may yet (try to) do that! That they haven’t already done it is entirely attributable to fear of our union, not any admirable qualities on their part. Read more

Aug 2 2019
111

I’m fascinated by corporate fuckwits who purchase a thing and then try to turn that thing into the opposite of itself. Read more

Aug 2 2019
627

They didn’t “let” anybody. They fought this story and tried to kill it. Only public pressure by our staff and our union prevented them from succeeding. This story exists despite G/O Media’s leadership.

Aug 2 2019
872

Asked for a response to the latter allegation, Spanfeller responded, “That is absurd. I am a father of three wonderful woman. Two are now successfully navigating careers in the digital advertising space.The other is still in college.” Read more

Aug 2 2019
733

I know the thing to do in a Deadspin comments section is to make jokes, and I’m looking forward to a lot of that here, but... Laura, this was superb, and I hope there’s some execs cringing in their seats as this goes out. All humor aside, bravo for putting this out there- and I genuinely hope none of it ends up being Read more

Aug 2 2019
1.1K

[Rubs hands together] Aw yeah, I’ve been looking forward to 2019's Why Your Executive Team Sucks series.

Jul 19 2019
8

My wife and I traveled to a wedding a few years back and the girl across the hall was very much enjoying her partner. My wife was about seven months pregnant and so constantly exhausted that she slept through all of it save one part: “you drunk idiot, you just put it in my ass!” I was happy that we got to share that Read more

Jul 13 2019
241

I’d totally watch a show where you solved auto-related mysteries. Call it Encyclopedia Brown Manual Wagon.

Jun 17 2019
43

With all the talk about having super-hot girls and famous musicians on a pleasure boat, it seems more like he was doing his Jabba the Hutt routine.

Jun 17 2019
59

Admittedly it’s been a while since I saw A New Hope but I guess I missed the bit where Alec Guinness is partying with babes in bikinis and listening to fancy music? 

Jun 6 2019
663

It’s time like this when Donald Sterling misses being a minority owner.