There are a lot better places than LA or NYC. This is the part of this industry I have never understood. It seems that a significant portion of the media are completely unaware there are other places in the US besides LA, NYC, and DC (not directed at you, because Texas). How about Nashville, Atlanta, or Houston for…

Detroit has lots of cheap real estate. Close to the Big Three.

If you like cars, don’t live in an HOA.

It has been pointed out to me that I forgot Mark Hamil’s Joker, which is a 100% valid criticism and one which I will accept fully and live with the shame. But it is a 100% correct non-Mark Hamil Joker list.

Listen, I was 9 when the Tim Burton Batman came out too, but I try not to let it back me into bonkers takes like “Jack Nicolson was a better Joker than Heath Ledger.”

Unacceptable lack of Mark Hamill in there.

In the AAF, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups. The players who were suckered into wasting months of their life, and the owners who will somehow cash out and profit on an obvious disaster. These are their stories.

Hey, just as long as she doesn’t kneel during delivery...

When daylight savings time ended, he got an extra hour of jail. I can’t explain the rest.

Reviews Bills Mafia footage...I don’t think you can get pregnant from that hole, but I am not a doctor. 

But she got pregnant at a Bills game, right?

He was just trying to deprive the baby of oxygen so it might grow up to become a Steelers fan.

I certainly don’t think there’s any excuse for choking a pregnant woman. But someone had to step in and stop Mrs. Rivers already.

Right? Who would ever believe a New England Patriot is capable of murder?

What kind of cheese would you like with that whine?

your anger brings me strength in these trying times

that’s your main takeaway?

Geez, more like Brandon Downer, amirite? 

Money is the only thing separating us from the raccoons.