Honestly, the truest measure of greatness in a car might be whether one can still agree with an ex-spouse on it

Here’s betting that verbose, naval-gazing non-answers by academics are an evergreen technology we’ll never be rid of

Acura nailing down that highly sought after luxury-vape-rig demographic once again

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It’s technically not until tomorrow, but I don’t see the harm in celebrating Jeff Fisher Day a little early. 

I really wish someone had pointed out to me 20 years ago that the wealthiest guys in the company usually wear old-ass suits and don’t get new cars until someone basically forces them to.

Bobba the Hull

Chesterfield is a god-forsaken hinterland of flood-plains, McMansions, and scared white people. It has two outlet malls within five miles of one another that feature ~50% of the same stores. Sidewalks are unheard of. Non-chain restaurants don’t exist.

Hi, I heard we could take a nuclear dump on Petrino here. Where do I line up?

Is “Eggs Bryce” just an overpriced McMuffin covered in that garbage cheese sauce?

You’re not wrong, but you might be making a different point than the one you intended.

Is there a time zone change involved too? Could be a quantum entanglement situation too. I’ll know more when I finish this year of my physics PhD program. 

Hey, Bobby Petrino is *never* not available 

*giggles*

According to research, most people grew up in Ohio

USWNT is part of the US Soccer Federation, which is a 501(c)3 and is explicitly not a branch of the federal government. They’re recognized by FIFA and have “national” status only in that regard.

Say what you will about the Browns, but at least we wait until the day of the draft to fuck it up.

Wow, that’s impressive.

How dare you make me look that up!

And a little brewhaha?