Dave Clawson wouldn’t recognize NFL talent in a QB if it followed him into the bathroom of a Milledgeville, GA bar.

That Clawson can combine terrible and cowardly takes with such unmitigated football ineptitude and continue getting jobs is all the proof anyone should need that mediocre white dudes have shit way easier than everyone else.

I’m 100% with you and think that we should go further and put LeBron and Bale on the USMNT together at last

These are some very interesting takes, but nup. Volvo 245 GLT Turbo

Wake me up when Volvo starts doing this for 240 GT and GLT sedans and wagons

Oh cool, a former Vol is doing ok in pro tennis!

Common misunderstanding. A “STATCast” is actually a type of cast that can be constructed in a hurry.

*immediately cuts one sleeve off all my long sleeve t-shirts

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This raises an important question: Why is “antipathetic” the adjective form of “antipathy” when it seems like “antipathic” is phonically more convenient and intuitive?

I don’t know, I’m guessing those kids are just pretty accustomed to having him arbitrarily bark at them to do stuff that makes no sense.

But seriously, put some shoes on, you fucking bumpkin.

Which special erection is this Mr. Pill running in? Sounds like a real weiner.

These bears are very good dogs

We don’t deserve Dirk.

Good ol KTFOOTB Gibson

I liked the part where you acknowledge being a sociopath.

What do you mean “big?”

Is he related to Emmitt Smith, or did they just go to school together?

Has any athletic department more clearly deserved the NCAA death penalty than they do? If you say anyone other than Baylor, then you’ve not been paying enough attention.