Hold up. There’s a Baseball Stars...2?! I was born too soon.

Well, that and the fact that he has no other winning qualities. He just shows up, dadsplains everything around him through a filter of dumbassery, and looks grimly beige. Everyone just assumes he must be the policy guy because, Jesus, why the fuck else would anyone have let him in the room?

I imagine that Ken Marino has to say at least a couple times a day now, “Leave me alone! I’m not him!” Poor guy.

This didn’t deserve the laugh it got from me

So in love right now

What if I want *only* the louvers?

Do you run a Poise dealership or something?

The minivan recommendation has its heart in the right place, but come on, there are plenty of places where it would stick out. On the other hand, how many grayish-charcoaly-black Honda CRVs did you drive past today?

Uh, this is Germany we’re talking about here. Don’t be so sure.

Where is a good resource for this info? I’m 67k miles into my 2011 Outback, and I’d like to look into this more.

“Stern Goodell” sounds like an unpleasant sexual position involving two commissioners.

All that for this?

Law & Order: Highlights Truther Unit

I know we’re supposed to hate all things related to the Cardinals and stuff, but Jeeeezus, don’t fuck with Yadi.

They’re going to love her in Bloomington

Yes, even against Michigan, fuck Louisville to hell.

You spelled phallus wrong

Isn’t guessing one number lower than a competing win estimate just a regular Price Is Right, not a reverse one?

Are we heaping similar accolades on the Frontier? I regret mightily getting rid of mine. The ride was far too harsh, the weight over the rear wheels was hilariously inadequate, and it practically screamed “I should have gotten a Tacoma,” but dear god was it built of bricks. My wife clipped the corner of an apartment…

I hope it’s a group interview with Alford