There’s a whole contingent of IU boosters and fans who would take that simply as validation of Bird’s rightful place as the heir to Robert Montgomery “Only Choked Him A Little” Knight.

“Couldn’t agree more!” - All of Texas

I’m a TN alum, and the only argument about coaches I’ve been winning for the last five years is that we should have backed up a Brinks truck to Martin’s front door before he left for Cal. He can turn Mizzou into a legit Kentucky rival.

Well, with a name like “Firedover” it sort of seems inevitable

If Belichick wears a blazer to work instead of his usual hoodie, is he still subject to the same kind of sarcastic “why you dressed up; gotta big interview?” comments from coworkers that the rest of business-casual hell has to deal with? I really hope so.

Isn’t this generation’s Bill Nye...Bill Nye?

Fuck Andrew Garfield for participating in this too.

“Here at Deadspin we are fundamentally against deleting articles. We believe deleting posts is a cowardly attempt to pretend you never did the thing that made you delete the post, and instead you should correct the error or formally retract the post, apologize if warranted, and leave it up for the whole world to see.”

Louisville athletics is downstream from Cincinnati’s hot chili diarrhea and is exactly what you’d expect to find there.

I look forward to the 76ers drafting a big man in the first round this year whose name is inexplicably yet unsurprisingly “Browns Quebee”

Behold, the very strongest of the Kinja.

What I’m picking up on here is that all HCs at Louisville are garbage humans. It’s subtle, but that seems to be the unifying theme.

I’m really worried for him. We all remember how things went downhill for Johnny Manziel once he started calling for shots.

Best (student) fans in bas(k)e(t)ball

The bookmaker deserves every penny of loss from creating such a stupid, insulting, and easily manipulated prop bet.

Thus, the endgame of the Fox cabal and the Trump administration is realized: incest is ok, and Ivanka and Donald can express their not-at-all-creepy affection however they want.

Are we going with “hocks” as the authoritative spelling here? I’ve polled a bunch of friends. Half think it’s “hocks,” but the other half are actively trying to kill themselves because they just watched video of Trump’s press conference.

Lyda Krewson is definitely the mayor that St. Louis County would choose for St. Louis City, which strikes me as almost as much an indictment of her as Slay’s endorsement is.

Incidentally also the correct answer for “What portable living room would you get?”

Literally my exact pick