Take it out of the police union welfare fund.

He said he has reviewed the footage and does not believe his officers did anything wrong.

The Cowboys should just leave this whole Whitehead thing alone. Given enough time, they will either go away or pop off. Either way the Cowboys would be in the clear, ready to face the press.

The fact that he was falsely accused of a crime is just further proof that Whitehead isn’t Cowboys material.

Now imagine if he was black

I know this is Los Angeles so Hollywood is king, but does Kenny Powers HAVE to be the Dodgers’ athletic trainer?

He was fucking 10 years old, and that was by far the most interesting thing about his life. What the fuck else did you expect him to talk about?

Wait, you like the Sandsnakes? I always thought they were the weakest part of the show- very one note, weird dialogue (“but you need the bad pussy!”) that doesn’t flow like anyone else’s lines, a plot that makes very little sense (so the people of Dorne are just going to entirely abandon House Martell and allow…

Man, I love American history.

As a latin american, I should be offended someone is misrepresenting Futbol.

“Kickmen doesn’t even do corner kicks”

I live in a rural area near a race track. Some new farmettes popped up, and people moved in and immediately started bitching about the noise. The noise they were fully aware of when they moved there. Local officials told them to fuck off. Shame that not every area can stand up to the professional whiners like that.

It’s not just in the city.....

You could say the driver was blindsided

Dog has heard your prayers (via NOLA)

Ole Miss chancellor Jeffrey Vitter

Well, it certainly wasn’t a Bill Clinton-era regulation.

If you aren’t offered hookers are you really all that good?

This is all just infighting. He called an escort because he wanted to bust a Nutt.

It’s a known fact that the medical profession tends to underestimate the pain felt by their black patients, female or male. The reality is that the profession doesn’t view black folks in the same way they view non-black folks. It’s no surprise to me considering that Silas Weir Mitchell, the man who inspired many…