“Boston, who cut loose the albatross contract around their neck by DFA’ing Pablo Sandoval last week”

Dolan: “Force everyone to watch the Knicks or I’ll play blues at you!”

President The Rock, Vice President Bernie Sanders, Senate Majority Leader Al Franken, and House Speaker Shannon Sharpe: “Jesus, fine, okay.”

And they would have gotten away with it too, if it weren’t for those meddling kids!

“Fuck you”- Bobby Bonilla

First things first: public and private universities should be up front about where all that tuition money is going. Hint: it’s not to the faculty.
https://www.forbes.com/sites/nathanlewis/2017/02/17/u-s-colleges-where-does-the-money-go/#36f1dc5b73ca

If I had to die, being blown to death would pretty much be at the top of my list.

As a Cowboys fan, this checks out.

I assume Jake Gyllenhaal is busy?

For most tennis players, the first fault isn’t usually a problem. Now, if this reopened investigation also concludes that Williams caused the accident, that would be a double fault, and the advantage in the case goes to her opponent.

Hmmmm why would the police claim Venus Williams was at fault before they had even reviewed all the evidence...hmmm I wonder.

Maybe his piece of human shit of a father will shut his fucking mouth for five minutes now.

The Lakers are in real trouble when Nick Young looks like the smart one.

De’Aaron Fox outscored Lonzo (34 minutes) in his first four minutes.

I mean... it’s a Chihuahua... do you really need another explanation for it acting batshit insane?

even if we grant you that the shelter might not know the dog’s true past, how did Lena get the details of 3 owners, 3 names?

who the fuck goes after a no kill dog shelter?

I LOVE LENA DUNHAM. There, I said it.

Holy shit, the protagonist from 3 O’Clock High, I wondered what happened to him.

I hate people that use pets as props.

I’ll just bring out the ol’ GMG standby: What a weird hill to die on!