Which is amazing, since Mattingly taught those Dodger players the unwritten rules of baseball.

Seriously. I see people throwing the word “deregulated” around and have to ask if anyone understand what that means anymore.

Please stop sharing this info with white people. I’ll be really angry if the cost of omeboshi skyrockets because a bunch of hipsters suddenly drive up demand.

When I started law school, I got a new cell phone with a new number. As it turned out, there must have been a really attractive girl named Ashley who gave out a fake number at clubs or wherever she got hit on by men.

Unfortunately, her fake number was my new number, and I got calls from various men at all hours,…

Great. Switched back to regular mode. My coworkers think I’m accessing Pornhub and want to know how I bypassed the filters placed by our IT department.

Ooh, that is a good counterpoint. But I would assume anything, including political intrigue, would have been interesting had the dialogue, acting, direction, and overall execution of the films been handled competently.

But it’s okay. We get JJ Abrams with the fucking lens flares and lack of originality in the plot. …

Could be worse. They could explain the workings of a galactic bureaucracy and legislature procedural motions when dealing with a trade crisis.

Interesting opinion piece you might enjoy.

Wrong. If he was on the Yankees, they’d be inscribing his Hall of Fame plaque right now.

yeah, the 90s and early 2000s weren’t benchmarks for the Big Three either...

I refuse to buy anything domestic and I can’t say the word, “Ford,” in front of my father for fear he will have a heart attack. Maybe he had bad luck, but every domestic car he had until 1995 or so was a lemon, when he stopped trying to fit in like a good immigrant and bought a Toyota.

Simpsons reference - Lionel Hutz talking to the Simpsons regarding his relationship with a judge. Old episode, maybe early 90s

This needs more stars. Pretty much sums up my existence from 1989 to present.

He’s a bad player because he doesn’t play the game the right way. The Cardinal Way.

Yeah, Lonzo’s going to be brutalized. And then he’ll have to play other teams.

This is actually discouraged, as, at first glance, no one can tell if the pitcher is sorry or is pushing things to the next level (see 2000 Clemens-Piazza). Batter is alone up there and already outnumbered.

The only time I recall seeing a pitcher run up and say sorry was Orel Hershiser, in his last season against the…

The Cardinal Way.

Most other nations post warnings for their citizens of African descent, regarding the odd proclivities of our law enforcement personnel in ignoring basic civil rights and due process for certain people.

Hard to say his defense sucks when he doesn’t even try.

Things never change. When I was in HS, the boy’s water polo team got busted when the seniors were shoving broom stick handles up the freshmen asses (this was in 96-97). Those water polo players had no sense of humor when I joked about this “homoerotic horseplay.” They thought I called them gay and argued that no,…