That's probably part of it, but my actual measurements are above the standard 34-24-34. I mean, my waist is small enough that people actually comment on it, but 24 is tinier still!

Yeah! Crazy, huh?

It's even worse than that. I'm a size 2-4 and in no way, no how am I the size of your average model. They must be a 0 or a double-plus-zero or something like that.

Oh my LORD. I'm hungry.

HAHAHAHAHAHA! None of these idiots' principles are so important as their bank accounts.

That is so annoying! 'Fun' is a fucking NOUN!

Hm. Some of the most "manly" of my purse contents are the most expensive—a Leatherman, a Maglite flashlight, a steel tape measure, and a mini screwdriver set.

I just now looked at myself in the mirror. I have the opposite thighs of Robyn Lawley. I have a pooch of fat at the top inside part, but mine gap at the knees. Is this really something non-models pay attention to? Jesus Christ.

Okay, you know how all squares are rectangles, but not all rectangles are squares...?

Awesome! Even this asshole acknowledges that homophobes are a dying breed. On day, the only people left will be the people that are under 35 today! :)

Hahaha remember when the (now apparently reformed) Nazi twins' mom moved them to a small town in Montana that she selected as sufficiently white for the little family? The other townspeople were horrified! Hahahahahaha

Making them look even stupider, and reinforcing what I was celebrating to begin with! :)

And we care when they boo-hoo because...?

I love that homophobes are rightfully being made to look like nutcases nowadays. Some friends of mine, a two-mom family with five kids, moved to a small suburb. They braced themselves for homophobia, and instead found that the sole homophobic family was the one being shunned instead. The homophobes were (rightfully)…

Well, I have weighed between 125 and 135 for my entire adult life, including periods of no exercise (sprained ankle), a LOT of exercise (training for marathons), shitty food (being in factory towns in China for work), excellent food (being a vegetarian and a food snob), working sitting at a desk all day, doing field…

I run (or ski, in winter) 40-50 miles a week and have jiggly thighs and a big ol' ass. Don't judge a book by its cover!

No one is happy if they cannot walk a block without huffing and puffing. However, if a person can be "overweight" or "obese" and still healthy, who cares? Furthermore, if there are more of these people than there used to be in the past, then who cares?

Great!

Correlation does not equal causation! I'd say that women are probably happiest at whatever size they were meant to be, and that size 12 is the most common of those genetically pre-programmed sizes. Therefore, more deviations from 12 tend to correlate with more people with fucked up eating and exercise habits or other…

And doing cool product design?