This! It’s also great for seasoning cast iron, if you are banning crisco and that jar of bacon fat from your life.

What a thoroughly modern story! The yelp reviews indicate that the shakes aren’t actually tasty; their main purpose is to be photographed and instagrammed. The developer is not a chef; she’s a social media manager with a stroke of brilliance. Who actually needs to EAT something to enjoy it? She may not own the IP to…

“the school’s vice president for academic affairs, Douglas McMillan, had inquired about firing her because her identity as a transgender woman offended his religious beliefs.” Eating meat offends some folks’ religious beliefs. Need a better argument, asshole.

You mean... “holey sheet, that is funny”

If you choose a scale too big for your current animal, and the needle doesn’t move, do you say, “NO WEIGH!”?

Calling grown-ass women “girls” tells it all.

“it feels like I’m willingly getting ripped off.”

I’d run. My ex was like that... he was not a violent person at all in non-sexual matters, but he liked the rape fantasy to the point that he needed real fear. So he’d grab me in my sleep, clamp a hand over my mouth, and rape me while I was still half asleep. I’d wake up terrified, and he... liked that. If I happened…

YES!

Why do we need a noun at all? Why not just, “people who have lived through sexual assault”? It’s been sixteen years for me. In the meantime, I’ve earned a masters degree and a PhD, bought real estate, moved across the continent, traveled widely, found love again and married for real, gotten dogs, eaten cheese…

You. People! Are killing! Me!

Obama needs to NOT-disappear when his Presidency is over. He is wonderful to watch and listen to.

Obama needs to NOT-disappear when his Presidency is over. He is wonderful to watch and listen to.

Huh I had the opposite reaction. I was surprised at how pretty most of them actually were. All the makeup did was cover their blemishes and brighten the colors of their eyes and lips.

What about that bit of green onion in your teeth? You’re supposed to walk around with it in the name of positive body image?

People like to joke about their partners’ supposed incompetency to make themselves feel indispensable. Guess what? You *are* indispensable, because your partner loves you and could not imagine life without you. But knowing how to pay the phone bill? Sorry; your partner was a grown-ass adult who took care of him or…

Why don’t they all just book vacations to Alaska during wintertime? Then they can freeze to their hearts’ content, plus enjoy aurora and fuzzy dogs?

Why is using sexualized body parts an insult? “What a dick.” “What a cunt.” I don’t even understand what that means!

This is the saddest thing I’ll see today.

I’ve heard actual humans beings say, “I avoid all chemicals.” or “I am allergic to chemicals.” I mean, wow.