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8/22/18 5:32PM
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This! It’s also great for seasoning cast iron, if you are banning crisco and that jar of bacon fat from your life.

3/30/18 7:15PM
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What a thoroughly modern story! The yelp reviews indicate that the shakes aren’t actually tasty; their main purpose is to be photographed and instagrammed. The developer is not a chef; she’s a social media manager with a stroke of brilliance. Who actually needs to EAT something to enjoy it? She may not own the IP to Read more

11/21/17 4:55PM
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“the school’s vice president for academic affairs, Douglas McMillan, had inquired about firing her because her identity as a transgender woman offended his religious beliefs.” Eating meat offends some folks’ religious beliefs. Need a better argument, asshole.

10/23/17 2:45PM
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You mean... “holey sheet, that is funny”

8/25/17 5:22PM
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If you choose a scale too big for your current animal, and the needle doesn’t move, do you say, “NO WEIGH!”?

5/18/17 2:59PM
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Calling grown-ass women “girls” tells it all.

5/16/17 4:26PM
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“it feels like I’m willingly getting ripped off.”

3/31/17 5:47PM
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I’d run. My ex was like that... he was not a violent person at all in non-sexual matters, but he liked the rape fantasy to the point that he needed real fear. So he’d grab me in my sleep, clamp a hand over my mouth, and rape me while I was still half asleep. I’d wake up terrified, and he... liked that. If I happened Read more

5/03/16 3:49PM
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Why do we need a noun at all? Why not just, “people who have lived through sexual assault”? It’s been sixteen years for me. In the meantime, I’ve earned a masters degree and a PhD, bought real estate, moved across the continent, traveled widely, found love again and married for real, gotten dogs, eaten cheese Read more

10/27/15 9:36PM
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Obama needs to NOT-disappear when his Presidency is over. He is wonderful to watch and listen to.

10/27/15 9:33PM
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Obama needs to NOT-disappear when his Presidency is over. He is wonderful to watch and listen to.

9/15/15 4:51PM
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Huh I had the opposite reaction. I was surprised at how pretty most of them actually were. All the makeup did was cover their blemishes and brighten the colors of their eyes and lips. Read more

9/01/15 8:10PM
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What about that bit of green onion in your teeth? You’re supposed to walk around with it in the name of positive body image?

8/28/15 6:09PM
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From the linked article, “The two-year-old Josef was rumoured to be the son of Viktoria and her father Andreas, who had an incestuous relationship.” WTF? So casual about that?

8/27/15 1:40PM
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People like to joke about their partners’ supposed incompetency to make themselves feel indispensable. Guess what? You *are* indispensable, because your partner loves you and could not imagine life without you. But knowing how to pay the phone bill? Sorry; your partner was a grown-ass adult who took care of him or Read more

7/29/15 7:06PM
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Why don’t they all just book vacations to Alaska during wintertime? Then they can freeze to their hearts’ content, plus enjoy aurora and fuzzy dogs?

7/14/15 3:51PM
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Why is using sexualized body parts an insult? “What a dick.” “What a cunt.” I don’t even understand what that means!

7/09/15 4:09PM
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This is the saddest thing I’ll see today.