Legend of Dragoon. I know they don’t want to touch prerendered backgrounds but that game is still gorgeous and has some smart but subtle gameplay tricks.

Sounds terrible. 90% is running around a boat? Garbage that doesn’t sound HL at all.

Who is that girl standing in for the hero? Was it difficult to use the tons of official art to make him look at least a little like he should?

Old people won’t change. Move on and ignore them. They are harmless except through voting and that’s because young people are too stupid to vote. You’re wasting time and effort.

Fair warning, if I’m just trying to get home and your stupid protest touches my car, I will run you the fuck over. Your little virtue signal crap doesn’t supercede my ability to get around town. I don’t care if it’s against the law either. Intelligent adults don’t stand in the way of moving vehicles.

You should add that cropping photos where the top of your head is out of frame doesn’t work either. You aren’t that tall and we all know what you’re hiding.

The comedy part is lost in gross hyperbole. And one of those is actually true.

1) Why did you mention her being black? That has nothing to do with anything. Stop trying to turn everything into a racial issue.

Gotta love a company that actively sets out to crap all over customer goodwill any time they get some. I just know I’m going to get stuck camping out the 28th because my daughter wants one but Nintendo is only going to supply scalpers.

And here I thought being a hipster died out a year or two ago.

So you have a chip on your shoulder since you were a kid and you let something as stupid as politics make the rift bigger. Congrats, you’re officially 14. Explain it away however you like. The end result is you dislike a mother you never liked and now get to wrap a nice bow on it because you refuse to admit you have…

There’s a culture behind the joycon?

People talk like this? I couldn’t get past the first paragraph. I’m going to assume it’s still a good game and move on.

Saying wypipo isn’t racist for those reasons is EXACTLY what racists say when they drop, “I don’t mind black people but I hate niggers.” It’s racist as fuck.

Hagatha in 2 horrified me. She just moved so fast and the game killed you even when you did innocuous things that a fast moving green witch was just overkill to 5 year old me.

God I hate photo modes. As much as I love catching nice photos, it seems everyone else just immediately turns into a drunken teenage girl and then has to tell me proudly how much of a drunken teenage girl they are and proceed to show me like my grandparents used to with boring slides from their youth.

When is this absolute lie of a meme going to die? Every Uncharted game is easily 85% or more gameplay. The only franchise guilty of the movie thing is MGS. But nobody ever says this dumb shit about that.

To black people who try to tell me what to think: stop.

Well she broke the law. That’s what happens. I think of all the times we’ve lost history because people destroyed what they didn’t like. It’s happened as far back as ancient Egypt and Greece, and certainly as recently as Russia and China under Mao. Statues, documents, paintings, all sorts of things that have value as…

I wouldn’t trust anyone at Polygon to make a judgment call on humor. Especially from Volition and their track record of daring to ever make a joke that isn’t about the patriarchy. Just saying.