I had to stop at “I don’t need games to adhere to my politics.”

Adult babies? A 40 year fanbase was given a 2 hour middle finger. The movie openly and blatantly mocked long time fans in order to appeal to an audience that never wanted it in the first place. I think trying to remake it is dumb, but only because the appropriate response is to walk away. It's why a ton of us didn't…

Why bring up that Sony stat now? This was an issue back when the PS2 was fairly new (I remember both Sony and Nintendo catching hell, and MS was slammed for how power sucking the 360 was right next to Sony). Or at least that’s when it gained some traction. Kotaku has been shooting daggers at Sony lately and I don’t…

Should we share DUI checkpoints too? Maybe give a heads-up to the local crack den? 

Friend of mine got his eye clawed out by a date at a bar in 2009. As in he’s blind in one eye now. What did he do to deserve that you may ask? Told her he was going to call it a night in about an hour because he had work in the morning. He didn’t say he didn’t want to see her, he didn’t try to rape her, he didn’t do…

Is this what passes for humor these days? That read like a knock off of Tim Rogers and he's not funny to begin with. I'd say stick to writing about games but you aren't good at that either. Maybe go back to banging the bottom of the barrel indie devs? 

Eugene is from Texas or points beyond. Georgia has it's share of insufferable redneck trash but we dropped the mullet like 2 years ago. Get with the times! 

1) Why is this shared on Kotaku?

It looked dull as cardboard with none of the charm or awe we expect from Nintendo. So hopefully that’s what’s going on. I just couldn’t muster any feeling at all for it last year. I hope it isn’t latching onto the overpriced Labo gimmick, that would be a move in the wrong direction.

Love AC, love the setting, love the Ubisoft mentality overall.

E3 is not exactly the place to announce your huge middle finger phone game. The people that might make this popular and profitable are not watching E3 coverage.

I’m all for keeping trash off Steam. But that’s exactly why they can’t. What is trash? I’d argue Active Shooter, about 90% of indie games, and that gay dad dating thing are trash. Hell, if given the choice I’d say dump about 60% of the cutscenes in Wolfenstein because I came to kill Nazis not be bludgeoned over the…

I don’t need and don’t want a company to be a nanny. I don’t trust Valve to filter anything. Or Google or Facebook or Apple or any other company. I do like free expression and free markets. Steam has been a cesspool of shitty indie games made in days for YEARS and many have been praised right here. To be mad about it…

Valve is not my mommy. It is not capable of making decisions in my best interest. Valve is a company. I will always support companies NOT standing in my way or telling me what is ok to like. And as of today, surprisingly, I haven’t played any games about things I don’t like. I haven’t played any that push agendas…

It’s going to take decades for scientists to unravel the mysteries of all the broken physics that just happened. This just broke well beyond light speed straight into the fucking trash for me. Not one bit of that sounds good, interesting, or even “give it a chance and see.” I’m not even sure how to make it less for…

Take it in a new direction? Ah shit. Not battle royale, not battle royale...

I got Raft. Which I’ve never heard of. I’ll go research it but if it’s yet another survival/Minecraft thing on the ocean I’ll be playing Dark Souls or Fable Anniversary (don’t know why I started that again but it’s fun).

And then when sales are crap is it still going to be a smackdown?

How come he gets a pass on his shit past? Are you going to shed tears for Cosby when he dies? Trump? Do you think Hitler was misunderstood? The guy was an asshole that died. Plenty do all the time. He’s as worthy of respect as any other asshole that wishes cancer on others. To some of us that amount is none. Fuck him,…

Are we breaking with the idea that big games get a Friday release? Or am I vastly underestimating the hype for Detroit? Because David Cage went straight into the trash after the middle finger he gave me with Heavy Rain. I didn’t think anyone really cared about his games anymore.