I had to stop at “I don’t need games to adhere to my politics.”

Adult babies? A 40 year fanbase was given a 2 hour middle finger. The movie openly and blatantly mocked long time fans in order to appeal to an audience that never wanted it in the first place. I think trying to remake it is dumb, but only because the appropriate response is to walk away. It's why a ton of us didn't…

Why bring up that Sony stat now? This was an issue back when the PS2 was fairly new (I remember both Sony and Nintendo catching hell, and MS was slammed for how power sucking the 360 was right next to Sony). Or at least that’s when it gained some traction. Kotaku has been shooting daggers at Sony lately and I don’t…

Should we share DUI checkpoints too? Maybe give a heads-up to the local crack den? 

Friend of mine got his eye clawed out by a date at a bar in 2009. As in he’s blind in one eye now. What did he do to deserve that you may ask? Told her he was going to call it a night in about an hour because he had work in the morning. He didn’t say he didn’t want to see her, he didn’t try to rape her, he didn’t do…

Is this what passes for humor these days? That read like a knock off of Tim Rogers and he's not funny to begin with. I'd say stick to writing about games but you aren't good at that either. Maybe go back to banging the bottom of the barrel indie devs? 

Eugene is from Texas or points beyond. Georgia has it's share of insufferable redneck trash but we dropped the mullet like 2 years ago. Get with the times! 

1) Why is this shared on Kotaku?

So it’s ok? I mean maybe they should mass genocide everyone here too. Fuck it, we wouldn’t be here if that hadn’t happened. So it’s cool if they do.

Undocumented people are supposed to be targeted by ICE. That’s exactly why ICE exists. They aren’t marginalized, they aren’t even supposed to be here. You can spin the open borders idea all you want, the law isn’t going to change on that one. Should kids be taken from parents? Absolutely not. But a great way to avoid…

Corporations are not your friends. How is this so hard to understand? Why do millennials not get it? They are not people, they don’t have emotions. And they sure as shit don’t care about how you feel about anything even if you work there. When a corporation does good it’s because it’s profitable in some way. Period.…

It looked dull as cardboard with none of the charm or awe we expect from Nintendo. So hopefully that’s what’s going on. I just couldn’t muster any feeling at all for it last year. I hope it isn’t latching onto the overpriced Labo gimmick, that would be a move in the wrong direction.

Love AC, love the setting, love the Ubisoft mentality overall.

E3 is not exactly the place to announce your huge middle finger phone game. The people that might make this popular and profitable are not watching E3 coverage.

I’m all for keeping trash off Steam. But that’s exactly why they can’t. What is trash? I’d argue Active Shooter, about 90% of indie games, and that gay dad dating thing are trash. Hell, if given the choice I’d say dump about 60% of the cutscenes in Wolfenstein because I came to kill Nazis not be bludgeoned over the…

This will be the hill millennials die on, mark my words. You have THE ENTIRE HISTORY OF MANKIND to see that companies wil never be your friend. They will never have your interests at heart. Any good they do is strictly to ensure profit. Period. That could be through PR, building a market, or lowering tax hits. But it…

I don’t need and don’t want a company to be a nanny. I don’t trust Valve to filter anything. Or Google or Facebook or Apple or any other company. I do like free expression and free markets. Steam has been a cesspool of shitty indie games made in days for YEARS and many have been praised right here. To be mad about it…

Valve is not my mommy. It is not capable of making decisions in my best interest. Valve is a company. I will always support companies NOT standing in my way or telling me what is ok to like. And as of today, surprisingly, I haven’t played any games about things I don’t like. I haven’t played any that push agendas…

I’m not spraying my bung, it just ain’t happening. My wife is from Oregon so I’ve spent time there enjoying the beautiful nature. Doesn’t matter. I’ll be the guy getting the last roll of toilet paper and I’ll knife you for it. I’ll rip your throat out with my teeth in front of your children. Mine too. Squirting water…

It’s going to take decades for scientists to unravel the mysteries of all the broken physics that just happened. This just broke well beyond light speed straight into the fucking trash for me. Not one bit of that sounds good, interesting, or even “give it a chance and see.” I’m not even sure how to make it less for…