I thought we had collectively written off millennials a few years ago? Maybe it was just me.

Why would you remake Sunshine in the 64 engine? Has the nostalgia scene gone to low poly now or something?

You were too impatient to wait a few weeks and not have this problem. That has nothing to do with Bungie.

No, the Ancients are the slog. Trolls become a 20 second encounter pretty quickly (just go into rage and pound them to a pulp) but Ancients require you to throw the axe in their open chest hole dodging energy rays and bombs. It’s not exactly challenging if you pay attention but it’s just so damn slow and tedious.

I’ve always found this a really dumb question. They’re robots. What if they can think and feel? Well they’re still robots. Nothing is ever going to convince me a robot is on the same level as a person. And we kill people already so it’s kinda moot. In fact we not only kill people, we justify it all the time in all…

She should be mad she has friends that have cocktails at lunch. Bit strong for that early in the day. Then again being an alcoholic has become acceptable for some reason so whatever, risk your kids health over boozy friends that can’t have fun without it.

I can’t even give a snarky answer and say Playstation or Nintendo because either would exclude the other. There are too many exceptional RPGs across too many platforms to narrow it down much. Earthbound is special to me as a 12 year old living in Americana bliss but becoming aware of the world. FFIX was my escape from…

Oh fuck off. Not everything has to be some mature, respectful story that fits your world view. Sometimes juvenile, puerile, braindead entertainment is good. Even great. We wouldn’t have like 8 of these games if they were terrible. Believe it or not, plenty of games are made that aren’t designed for you. And that’s ok.…

Funny, I find myself ignoring the eshop because it’s nothing but indies and the majority are trash. I’m not sure what you think makes this one stand out from the dozens of others released every month.

$80 is a LOT for a kid toy with little longevity. I have a 3 year old and I refuse to get one at anywhere near full price. I mean we’re talking about kids here, cardboard around one has a life span of days, not weeks or months. My outrage was that a good idea is massively overpriced. I can’t justify a few smiles for a…

After TLJ I don’t see why I would bother. I don’t want to set my kids up for disappointment the way I had to get hit by it. Watching something you love be mocked and murdered in front of you isn’t fun. I already put my copies of the other films away so my daughter doesn’t ask.

The Kotaku review says it doesn’t have enough heavy handed liberal politics? Sold. I just went from vaguely wanting it to can’t wait to play.

Yeah, those poor people making top 10% wages need to make more and take longer to do it. That couldn’t possibly go wrong in an industry already plagued by high costs and delays.

These are games available for a fraction of the cost elsewhere. If you are so stuck up Nintendo’s ass that you’re willing to pay two or three times as much PER GAME to play titles from years ago then by all means. But that is a losing model. In a given year you could easily cover the cost of a PS4 plus a game or two…

Nothing would kill the industry faster than unionization. I don’t want just indie garbage and that’s all that would be left. There are plenty of ways to fight back without unions. Don’t work for no pay. Period. If you do it’s your fault. We don’t need mandatory 7 year development times and bloated pay that goes to the…

Are we ok with talking about tit size again now or is it going to be more hypocrisy to meme about a dick but scream sexism if we talk about female anatomy?

I got it because I wanted to swing swords in a pretty world. That’s all. It can have PoC or not, I don’t care nor do I see it as a statement. I only have problems with that when it detracts from the game. Wolfenstein 2 did that and I was barely able to push past the constant barrage of how evil white men are (not…

While the basic point here is hard to disagree with, I think you could have said it with 97% less pretentious farting of the fingers. In fact you did. In the title. Which is everything you needed to say.

Very very rarely. I don’t see a reason to go back to a place that can’t even do the basics. And if my lack of tipping makes someone even more likely to not do their job I suspect they won’t last long. That’s a selfish cycle of being incapable of reflection and will kill your future in service. I will gladly tip again…

I should pay for service I don’t get? How does that make any sense? A tip is not required. If it was it’d be called a wage. Which they already get. If they want a tip, do something to earn it. It’s my money not theirs. I don’t just hand it out because someone doesn’t earn enough.