By the U.S. News & World Report rankings, Notre Dame is leaps and bounds better than Southern Cal. We also don’t have any former Heisman winners doing time. #FUSC.

“An” NC State alum. Singular. Get the fuck off this site.

So are we going to all gather ‘round and get this guy fired or what?

Boxer? I just met her.

Chief Illiniwreck.

The best quote evah. Fuck Boston.

Fuck him and the entire Red Sox fan base.

Can we hold the WNBA to the same standards of the NFL and suspend her for the season?

I’m sure this has something to do with an insurance policy, Cliff Paul.

Truly would get an audience with Andy Katz before addressing real issues.

That’s because he went to Marquette, where they replaced all the crucifixes in classrooms with photographs of Al Maguire.

When you go home tonight, George, will you tell Frank and Estelle hello for me? Thanks.

Brett Lawrie is the biggest crybaby, wanna-be-badass in baseball history. I am so fucking glad he is out of the AL East. Fuck him.

“The Creative Team.”

She works for Dove, too?

You do realize the two entities have nothing to do with each other, right? Now if you’re done polishing Rachael Maddow’s wooden dildo and would actually like to contribute something substantial to the conversation, by all means, do so.

She’s probably one of those recycled NASCAR commentators since ESPN lost Sprint Cup to NBCSN...like Brad Daugherty and that real good ol’ southern boy, Marty “Frosted Tips” Smith.

Disagree, but since you are the holder of the barometer of what makes someone human scum, I guess it’s your world, bro.

You’d have to think somewhere an attorney familiar with Title IX is lurking and waiting to pounce. Are the parents of the Women’s Final Four teams being compensated as much?

Glad to see you took Jim Harrick's "Fun With Stats" class at UGA. Go Dawgs.