Oof. Fangraphs has basically the same article... you sure you weren’t plagiarizing just a bit here?

If it happened at a home game there’s unlikely to be any witnesses.

When the Red Sox struggle, all is right in the world.

I KNEW IT

It’s no more tired or lame than the ”Faux” news posts. They went out with the VCR.

She’s perfect for the hate-filled spewing on MSNBCs prime time schedule

It’s a piece of shit car towing place, the people who work there are almost always assholes. They are subhuman. I like her even more because of this.

You hate to judge a man based on his appearance and his past transgressions, but I’d be lying if I said I didn’t see this coming. The tattoos. The hard-living lifestyle. The insistence that he was “on the outside” and that everyone was “ugly” like him. I just hope the rest of the guys in Staind can keep the fire…

And if you're wondering about those parents who are afraid to fly, John Calipari has already bought all of them cars.

Its Twitter. Aint nobody gone do nothing. I could care less.

And you can tell everybody

Pretty sure she has a matching purse for her cigarettes.

Meanwhile, 50,000 other fans walk past without saying racist things. Of all the things to pick on the Cardinals for, this isn't the fault of their fanbase or their organization.

One could easily pick out the racism in LA as well. Keep it in mind for when you want to write the next troll article for Deadspin

Considering that a mayor is meant to represent the electorate of the city...well of course he's a complete dipshit.

Ummm....running 50 yards away from the play to take a bow is and has always been worth a 15-yarder in the NCAA. Yeah, Pac-12 refs suck ass but that dude is a moron and cost his team the game.

I come to Deadspin for informative and hilarious commentary and articles. I don't come to Deadspin to listen to some homer write an article with a bs title and whiny complaints. Bad calls went both ways. Oregon is not the #2 team in football.

The guy is an idiot, makes all the wrong decisions, but won anyway.

I didn't know he and Michael Oher lived together!

Wait, we are burying the lede.....Chicago State has a soccer team? The poster child for public university graft took time out from their pillaging and having administrators sue each other to field a soccer team?

Last night just confirms what I told everybody for the last two years and nobody wanted to believe me: