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Setting up a VPN that convinces the internet that I’m from Louisiana is about to be my new humiliation kink.

Look, I think we can all agree that if anyone gets to be an egomaniac jabroni (...sure, that’s a word), it’s The Rock. I mean, come on, he took over the name of the most common object on the planet. You know how cow milk is so prevalent that we just call it “milk”? How chicken eggs are so overwhelmingly popular that

I’m a bit surprised at how gushing the reviews for the movie have been. It was generally entertaining, but the first one just seemed much better in pretty much every way. I would have expected the reviewers to be unkind to this one in comparison (“Knives Out 2: bigger, longer, duller”).

That being said, Jeremy seems like a cool dude, like somebody who chops his own firewood. I’d probably hang out with him if we lived closer together.

It was entertaining enough for a Christmas weekend with nothing good in the theaters. Usually I like to go out to see a Star War or something with my parents but this was year 3 of watching at home.

“I want to do more dramatic stuff,” as he shoves his Glass Onion cod-piece into the air, “But suns out, guns out!”

Qanon warned us about the danger of groomers.

Sounds like he’s lucky he didn’t get fully Yelchined.

...or perhaps saying “Went out doing what he loved” is a stupid thing to say in the first place. Stop saying idiotic statements.

If only the Burger King original chicken sandwich was good.

So half of this article about Taylor-Johnson being the frontrunner for Bond is about this Laviscount guy also being the frontrunner for Bond?

He should be disqualified for making “heart hands”. Bond would never do that, and neither should anyone playing Bond. Go run on the beach with some tween girls.

So...he didn’t love spending time with his family? Okay.

he loved being crushed by a falling vehicle? people get so weird about death. 

Reading the police statements, it seems like he’s performing a backflip or some sorts on a slope and the snowmobile fell on top of him. Hell of a way to go. RIP.

2023's off to a flying start. RIP Ken

That picture of Wes Bentley looks like if Adam Scott tried to create himself in Fallout 4.

We’ll get more slideshows on Jalopnik despite the entire website begging not to.

The old Pope died as well today.  I’m sure someone is sad about that,  personally I hope he finds out his religions is 100% true and is burning in hell for his many sins