*Clears throat, tries to remember that scene from Crocodile Dundee*

Why’s Blac Chyna at the Oscars?

The panel gap between the front fascia and right side of the hood in that picture is triggering my OCD.

Sure looks chili in that picture.

Poll: Which one will shut down first?

Still one of my all-time favorite engines:

Just wanted to say I respect both you guys for your perseverance and stoicism. Merry Christmas and hope things only get better health-wise for both of you.

“The canned refrigerated biscuits and sausage gravy tie the disparate parts together into something like an extremely fucked up, deep-dish breakfast pie.”

People typing in mom’s basement.

I’m sleepy all of a sudden.

Oh my god, I thought you were joking.

Page views are way down. Comments are way down. What changed?

No one chose minced pork and eggplant? What’s wrong with you people?(I know, I know, not a Chinese-American dish, but had to give it a shout out)

Well, that was a depressing read.

David Tracy is that you? I know, it’s not a Jeep, but damn, “adventure” doesn’t mean “money pit”.

You guessed it, Frank Stallone.

You glossed over it disrespectfully with a link, so I’ll help you out. When 5000 of your people get gassed by a dictator previously backed by the U.S. government, and you still stand side by side with U.S. special forces to accomplish a common goal, to still be hang out to dry. We should all be ashamed by how we’ve…

So he’s rumblin’, bumblin’, stumblin’ AND fumblin’?

Two people who boned. Then he died.