That’s gonna leave a mark...

$kay, starting this pun thread was no way for a lady to conduct her self.

“And hot nuts! Hot nuts everywhere.”

Whatcha talkin’ about, Willis?

Because it has an ass like no other. You either love it or hate it.

“For real, though, I cannot think of a single sandwich containing animal protein that is not improved by a slice of super sharp cheddar, extra piquante provolone, or nice fresh gooey mozzarella.”

Thanks for the info. Sorry that you’re dealing with that. Get well soon.

Wear compression socks on long flights, people. 

“You’re still in Geneva, and everything is fine.”

AKA the whiskey tango trifecta.

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Speaking of two-door convertible concept BMWs, behold the stupendously fugly Z18:

With all the military buildup going on, it’s sort of like we’re watching the pregame show before the big game.

This is the sort of in-depth reporting and analysis I come to Splinter for. 

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I just fell over looking at that.

Yeah, he passed away after crashing during a race back in 2011. Here’s a link to a great tribute to him at Goodwood FOS:

RIP George Plasa

To all the girls I’ve loved before,

That name really tickles my fancy.