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Uhh, why are you in the greys?

Never has this been more appropriate:

Being a steroid user and drinking alcohol are not mutually exclusive.

Please refer to the bottom line of text:

“...a temperature probe calibrated to a sausage-specific temperature.”

“...a temperature probe calibrated to a sausage-specific temperature.”

How else are we supposed to know how the war with Eastasia is going?

He is truly a simpleton.

Fifty bucks says Putin’s literally feeding him all these lines through an earpiece.

Everyone involved in this story are blessed with more money than brains.

I’ll take a ’67.

Northeasterly.

Personally, I like to pull the covers over my head and have a good cry.

Just wait until he starts tattooing the dog...

Ahh, gotcha. 

Sir Mix-a-Lot ain’t dead.

Also,the State Department just this week approved the sale of Patriot missile systems to Turkey. How convenient.

And Trump’s approval rating is still hovering around 38%. Just think about that for a second.

“Even then, I think the chances are good he’d simply suffer a psychotic break and spend the rest of his days imagining himself to be warden of the prison.”

Thankfully his blinker fluid levels were equal.