I might be an outlier, but I make everything I need for a “hangover cure” the night before. Ain’t no way I’m measuring ingredients, etc, when I’m suffering.

Nothing vile about this beauty:

What’s your definition of “decent”?

Hey look, Rod Blagojevich reads Jalopnik!

“I have a friend who still feels guilty about the time that she spied a leftover container on the counter in the “common” area and ate it. She thought it was fair game.”

How long should they wait to write a post? 

Well there’s always the Christian rock scene.

Maybe it’s none of our damn business.

Felt good lighting all those greys...oh wait, this isn’t Deadspin

The Camp fire is about 500 miles north, dude. Save your hyperbole for that one.

Anyone who says motorsports are not a “sport”, need to be immediately directed to this video.

You guys both suck.

Armchair design analysis:

“At least 29 people have died in the fire engulfing Malibu, California.”

Chill, Max.

So you could say it’s...fake moos?

That’s almost as desperate as the groveling to get ungreyed around here.

Go to bed Bradley, you’re drunk.

Put me in that car, include the engineers to optimize the setup, and I’ll bet you I can run an 8 minute lap(nah, probably not).