Also,the State Department just this week approved the sale of Patriot missile systems to Turkey. How convenient.

And Trump’s approval rating is still hovering around 38%. Just think about that for a second.

“Even then, I think the chances are good he’d simply suffer a psychotic break and spend the rest of his days imagining himself to be warden of the prison.”

Thankfully his blinker fluid levels were equal.

I might be an outlier, but I make everything I need for a “hangover cure” the night before. Ain’t no way I’m measuring ingredients, etc, when I’m suffering.

Nothing vile about this beauty:

What’s your definition of “decent”?

Hey look, Rod Blagojevich reads Jalopnik!

“I have a friend who still feels guilty about the time that she spied a leftover container on the counter in the “common” area and ate it. She thought it was fair game.”

How long should they wait to write a post? 

Well there’s always the Christian rock scene.

Maybe it’s none of our damn business.

Felt good lighting all those greys...oh wait, this isn’t Deadspin

The Camp fire is about 500 miles north, dude. Save your hyperbole for that one.

Anyone who says motorsports are not a “sport”, need to be immediately directed to this video.

You guys both suck.

Armchair design analysis:

“At least 29 people have died in the fire engulfing Malibu, California.”

Chill, Max.