So you could say it’s...fake moos?

That’s almost as desperate as the groveling to get ungreyed around here.

Go to bed Bradley, you’re drunk.

Put me in that car, include the engineers to optimize the setup, and I’ll bet you I can run an 8 minute lap(nah, probably not).

“I’m not saying we send him jail, this isn’t a criminal trial. He simply needs to move on from this case and let someone with a more certain character take over.”

Fuck it, I’m moving to Georgia!

.I’m just hoping she has Medicaid to help her heal from the sick burn she received yesterday.

Marmite?

Did you think Mr. Beast did this out of the goodness of his heart?

You’ve lost your damn mind.

Fuck, does this mean we still have four more years of Trump?

I wish to subscribe to your newsletter, dear illuminati person.

Introducing the BK Beelzeburger.

We all know the best frozen pizza is Totino’s.

“(and honestly their sauce is the best in the industry no question.)“

From the linked article:

Haven’t you heard? The rich drive economic growth by investing all that money they don’t pay in taxes back into their businesses*.

Everyone knows you don’t fuck with a man’s salt and vinnies.