T.I., if you ever get the chance to save Chad Kroger, for the love of god, close the balcony door and turn up the volume on the tv.

Dubya, is that you?

Great comment.

Or it means the other 3 siblings are massive assholes too.

I was thinking Weekend at Bob’s

At least it isn’t Buttafuoco.

He wants to go to Miami. Trust me.

Phil is my new hero.

Nice, concise post. 10/10

No, we won’t.

USS Trump:

Oh well, there’s always Venezuela.

You guys really like the Demon, huh?

Since when do we send raisins into space?

He already has.

“You could tell me this was lemon and I’d believe you.”

{Redacted}

Now, now, no need to get all hot under the collar. Here’s a nice ‘69 Dodge Charger Daytona to make you feel better: