When I heard the news all I could think was how senseless it was. As with other talented people gone too soon, it makes you wonder what we missed out on.

That’s A LOT of ratios.

Someone needs to tell him you never go “Full McAfee”.

To smooth things over, Holland took Ogawa to Chinatown to talk things out over a bowl of phở

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Of course the English guy would say that.

Shouldn’t this post be like 3000 words longer?

Viola Goto!

“The Global War on Terrorism”™ at its finest.

Instead of employing a “poop patrol”, maybe San Francisco could adopt a variation of this. “Sidewalk shitters” has a nice ring to it.

THIS. A million times this.

You’re not wrong.

You’re assuming a lot.

Almost a quarter of a million people “liked” that Instagram post by Jaden Smith. Not sure how to feel about that.

How in the fuck are you out of the greys?

ok

This is true. Unfortunately in this case it involves a man in a position of power who preferred to take up relationships with minors.

No, it doesn’t. But it’s something that’s been glossed over since this guy got famous. 

Not bad capri pant rules to live by, Mr. OEM parts replacer.