He already has.

“You could tell me this was lemon and I’d believe you.”

{Redacted}

Now, now, no need to get all hot under the collar. Here’s a nice ‘69 Dodge Charger Daytona to make you feel better:

When I heard the news all I could think was how senseless it was. As with other talented people gone too soon, it makes you wonder what we missed out on.

That’s A LOT of ratios.

Someone needs to tell him you never go “Full McAfee”.

To smooth things over, Holland took Ogawa to Chinatown to talk things out over a bowl of phở

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Of course the English guy would say that.

Shouldn’t this post be like 3000 words longer?

Viola Goto!

“The Global War on Terrorism”™ at its finest.

Instead of employing a “poop patrol”, maybe San Francisco could adopt a variation of this. “Sidewalk shitters” has a nice ring to it.

THIS. A million times this.

You’re not wrong.

You’re assuming a lot.

Almost a quarter of a million people “liked” that Instagram post by Jaden Smith. Not sure how to feel about that.

How in the fuck are you out of the greys?