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This is true. Unfortunately in this case it involves a man in a position of power who preferred to take up relationships with minors.

No, it doesn’t. But it’s something that’s been glossed over since this guy got famous. 

Not bad capri pant rules to live by, Mr. OEM parts replacer.

What’s your thoughts on capri pants?

Of course he has “Guy’s Big Balls” on the menu.

“So if you’re going to pull a random rant about a dead guy remotely related to cars who used to date underage girls...”

I’m gonna start a self-help YouTube channel based on this. A sample title will be “Don’t floss your teeth just bust out a sawzall”.

It even comes with a side of, ahem, cum.

Heads will roll for that tweet, literally.

#2

Did someone say Turing test?

Nope, just half past dead.

I hate to say it, but I wish this guy was marked for death. Probably wouldn’t matter though, from what I’ve heard he’s hard to kill.

The Diff’rent Strokes curse strikes again.

Fair enough.

I guess Kathy Griffin is a D-list historian too.

If you keep in contact in anyway whatsoever, this is NOT going to end well.

Uhh, fuck that guy. Good on you for taking steps to get away from his cold-hearted toxicity.

Impeach Ray Lewis!