“...stalking into a hilarious one-cup ambush in the locker room.”

“Jezebel has reached out to representatives from “Today” and will update if we hear back.”

Damn straight, I warned them when I moved in. “If you can’t do the time, don’t do the crime”.

Wut?

You’re literally replying to almost everyone in the comments. What’s your personal stake in this, jim? Disgruntled Arizona fan, or something more? If you have any information, feel free to email them at tips@deadspin.com

Yet.

+1 shotgun snap

What a great way to steal people’s passwords.

Did you think that was going to across as funny?

It ain’t Denver that’s too high...

D. Little Crooked McMaster Liar

At least in the end it sounds like the judge was a fairlady.

Good thing they have you to do it for them.

That’s a different, very valid issue we have to deal with in this country. You seem to have a problem separating the two. Fuck you too, by the way.

COTFY

You can go ahead and try to push that agenda right now, but it’s not going to help a damn thing. I’m not saying you’re wrong, but we need to use this unfortunate momentum to get some change in gun laws, period. Talking about fearful white people is only gonna make it harder.

Yep. I pulled it from her demo reel that’s on YouTube.

I thought that was Fergie for a second.

Username checks out.