Dick...Cass.

You’ve obviously never met a Salvadoran toddler.

Many more established commenters have already replied more eloquently than I ever could. I’ll just say I’ll always remember a lazy Sunday afternoon with Dick Enberg calling a 6 yard catch for a first down by Todd Christensen was more exciting than anything else that happened that day. Thank you for that, dear sir.

WTF?

There’s always gotta be a the moment I.T. found out he was traded from Boston to Cleveland truther

If they’d only invested it in BTC.

Kluwe would just bloviate Mayweather into submission.

Rich, what is your fascination with XXXTentacion? Honest question.

As long as he doesn’t tell her to eat the whole sausage:

“We stand ready to establish a bipartisan framework under which the House can operate efficiently and effectively over the next two years,” Virginia Republican leaders wrote in a statement. “The responsibilities of the House of Delegates as an institution transcend party labels, and our obligations to govern this…

I thought it was 867-5309.

This needs it’s own Jalopnik article.

Ahh, the good old days. There was nothing that matched the anticipation of waiting for thumbzilla.com to load.

I don’t know why this is so remarkable. Kessler’s made me cry many, many times.

Well, at least we got Godwin’s law out of the way.

Don’t know if you’ve seen Icarus on Netflix. Pretty interesting stuff about WADA, doping, etc.. I highly recommend it.

Yeah, you’re right. It looks like I’ve run out of goodwill hunting for more puns.

The misogyny in Hollywood is truly a contagion. It would show true grit if he apologized for his recent comments.

Damon should shut up before his views on this issue become a permanent part of his identity. I’m starting to think he actually believes in male supremacy. If that’s the case he needs to be given an ultimatum.