Good thing they traded Marcell Dareus to the Jags for “cap flexibility”.

Free Willy.

Justin, are you drinking on the job again?

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As long as Cena does the five knuckle shuffle on him.

Easy. He forgot he was going to retire.

Aww, that’s cute.

But what if I don’t live near the Nurburgring?

+1 punch to the gut

So if I whipped out my dick in front of your mom/sister/daughter would you think it’s funny?

“Saved millions”. Wow, that’s rich.

Coffee is hot. You and these lawsuits are what’s wrong with this country. Recognize that.

Fuck. That.

“Anna, we know you’ve been working on this story for fucking ages and even through the NYTimes is breaking it, I’m sure your diligence and professionalism laid the groundwork. Just know that we see you and appreciate you.”

At least Ray gave him the baah.

VTOL and Uber. What could possibly go wrong?!

This thread fell apart rapid(ly).

We live in strange times.

“Dear God” - XTC

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