I guess she should’ve curried more favor with the flight attendants.

Lavar’s gonna come down on him like won ton of bricks.

Says the Flesh Croissant.

I’d have to bump that a few lines down the list.

Hi there little bro

If they’d only prayed more...

Now that’s how you hold a grudge.

Gay lion conversion therapy is the only answer.

We need more thoughts and prayers. That’ll help.

“Black and blue lives matter” could be applied to both parties in this case.

THIS is good football fighting:

I see someone watched UFC 217 last night.

Shouldn’t have made the cars cordless in the first place. Really long extension cord, voila, problem solved. 

Trick question! Those are actually Trump’s fingers.

This NFL Films track was always my favorite:

I bet this guy lives in a van, down by the river.

Yeah, I’m the same way. I have to be really angry to give my opponent a wedgie.

I’ll see your fingerlings, and raise you a hand.

Does Round Table pizza count? Because that shit is GOOD