Well that savages any playoff hopes the Texans had.

What he’s trying to tell you is you’re a beta. Just like Mirotic.

I thought it was named after Tom Brady because it’s a been around for over a decade and won’t go away no matter how long in the tooth it is.

Never forget.

OMG is that real?

Screw the warranty, this thing should come with $1,000,000 of liability insurance.

$3000 self driving car? Definitely CP

Your opinion is dead on.

Well that is quite a glamorous shitter paper commercial. Too bad it’s racist as fuck.

Holy C-pillars Batman!

“I think it’s better to respectfully step away from the discussion.”

So what’s the over/under on when they pull the plug on this shitshow? Christmas? I don’t want to read Bobby’s obit on here.

I love you, you love me
We’re a happy family
With a great big hug
And a kiss from me to you
Won’t you say you love me...*BOOM!*

Cares?

Somewhere doling out lukewarm takes on some random societal ill.

I’m so signed up for this. National broadcasts should be punching into this guy’s Facebook Live for every dang kick.

Ha!

That wagon is like a reverse Bugatti.

“We just competed, and that’s what it was” is gonna be my go-to defense next time I bust someone’s jaw.

Talk about putting the “red” in redneck.