“There wasn’t an empty seat in the house.”

It REALLY bothers me that she doesn’t have the chinstrap buckled. WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?

Easy to say from where you’re standing. You don’t know how Washington works. In this day and age, that’s a call out.

We can only hope.

The guy will be dead in 6 months. At least he’s saying “something”. Yes, it’s not enough, yes, he’s a product of Washington, only there because his wife’s papa had money. But at least he’s saying something. I’m afraid for our country at this point. There’s way too many deers in the headlights. If more people don’t…

Fix your hair you cunt. Oh that’s right, you can’t. Cunt.

Wait, what?

That’s because it’s all of them(except Kris, maybe).

FDR would’ve never had time to put the phone down. Same goes for Truman, Eisenhower, Johnson and Nixon.

Yeah, that must be it.

Here you go:

“We ran out of ideas, so we’re going to do 6 more seasons of King of Queens instead.”

Jake from State Farm? Well she sounds hideous.

No it’s not. It’s a thing of beauty.

I need this in my life. Caravan Turbo with the 5-speed manual transmission.

He’s the “Asian” version of Rachel Dolezal. The guy is definitely off his rocker.

Because healthcare doesn’t protect our “freedom”.

So how many articles about the Hyundai Accent can they write before you get bored and stop reading commenting?

Is that a swastika tattooed on her palm? I think it might be.